Thursday, April 5, 2012

Artificial Intelligence..


    Sir John McCarthy ( Father of Artificial Intelligence or AI) knew that the machines we are surrounded with, despite of having huge memory storage and performing complicated processes don’t actually know what they are doing. Therefore he worked for inducing AI in those machines. As a result we have numerous ‘SMART’ gadgets and devices around us. But certainly Sir McCarthy would have been shocked if he would have known that not only with devices but also someone could tell him to deal with human beings without senses. I know a bunch of persons who have certainly lost their common-senses as well as every bit of intelligence and you can detect it at Prima Facie in a matter-of-fact way ( I really wonder if Sir McCarthy’s concepts of AI could help them!!) .
      The first category belongs to the common-most species on the earth which you can name as so-called-broken-hearted-persons species. You can identify them easily as they have certain salient characteristics. Inevitably, they possess “Show me the meaning of being lonely” & “Emptiness”  in their playlists. You just dare to say them what a horrible day it is! And in a quid-pro-quo manner they will tell you how horrible their life is without their ex-paramours (Horrible, I mean how both the things are even related!!). They think seeing a girl for a week, following her for next couple of weeks and then to get their hearts broken make them The-Most-Deprived creatures on the earth. You ask them what is love and they will tell you the gist of all love messages they received during past one and a half years. They will tell you their whole story repeatedly till you remember it, as it is, with same amount of intonations. They pay their heartfelt thanks to Mark Zuckerberg as they can visit their ex’s Facebook profile 24*7 without even coming to recent visitors list (contrary to Orkut). I wish I, myself, could induce some AI into their minds!!
       The second category belongs to the creatures who are living someone else’s life. They had an identity but somehow they realized it’s not fun enough to live with it so instantly they shredded it off and veiled an identity they liked. Now they are not original and not even switched ones. They are hanging somewhere in between. They learnt a few words like wanna, gotcha, macha & hogging and they think they could spend their entire lifetime with a pseudo personality and pseudo panache. (Sir McCarthy, you are urgently needed here!!)
       And coming to the third category, can you guess who belongs to that? Yes, yes you are thinking in right direction, but I’m telling you it’s nothing but the part of a conspiracy.
                                     
                                     Screw You Universe!!!

         I’m the one who belongs to the third and the most dangerous species. A writer, who has to think every nonsense stuff one could possibly imagine, to rub it into every affair of the world and to do everything else that is not at all my business. But as I told you, It’s just the part of Universe’s conspiracy (However I won’t mind induction of some AI into me as many of my friends think I’m insane, vituperative and impossible at the same time!!).

                  P.S. - Ignore the mention of last category and stay tuned
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