Being talkative is fun! Isn’t it? I mean
look at the beauty of being talkative. You can utter every single thought even
before it comes in your mind fully, the final (and initial, and middle, and
every) call has to be yours; you can be a true beneficiary of that 1paisa/2
minute scheme your network is providing and so on! But..wait, with the benefits
come inevitable side effects too. First of all you will start losing track of
time as this blah-blah-hood will lead you to spend hours in those monologues, your
room mate will have to suffer with your somniloquy and the worst part is some
people will start considering you as a relationship expert. You will end up
explaining them ‘what-to-do-and-what-not-to’ in a relationship. Now that’s total crap because beauty of blah-blah-ism
lies in talking nonsense and whatever comes in your mind and not in what people
want to hear!
Lately I’ve come in contact with so many
creeps who wanted relationship advises from me. So I thought why not to put
advises in a write-up form and make myself free from this recurrent torture.
Hence here are some bits and essence of
relationship advises from my side-
First of all, never ever ask for your
partner’s credentials of social networking sites. You may end up finding a chat
in which he/she used a winky smiley or some subtle signs of flirt with someone
that is totally normal but it will make you crying your eyes out and thinking
all the nonsense stuffs! So never ever have his/her credentials and if you have
them don’t ever use them for two reasons-
1. For your own good stupid! You
don’t want to shatter peace of your mind.
2. Saying, ‘see! How much I trust
you baby!’ is an all time great line.
Secondly, keep them telling about your
latest crushes. It makes them believe that you have some life of your own. I
mean, come on! ‘there-could-be-no-one-else-I-can-even-look-at’ line seems too
cheesy and irritating some times. There should be some variation and element of
surprise but (Alert!) at the same time don’t take it too far like
‘ohh-I-cant-stop-thinking-about-my-latest-crush’. Always remember to drop your
crush within a week by telling your partner, ‘uhh, I don’t find him/her
attractive any more’.
And then what..umm..yeah!you might be a
hilarious person, making fun of everyone (and of your partner) all the time but
at times give them a spec of sincerity too by telling them how special they are
and how lucky you are having them. Talk to them about various things so that
they get to know how dynamic of a person you are!
And do an array of all the
similar things like mentioned here.
If
these don’t work out, please don’t come to me. I beg you I’m not a relationship
expert.
And if it was enough, let me go back to my
‘blah-blah-hood’!
Thankyou!
