Mars, Venus.. whatever !

        I don’t believe in that theory that says all the men are from mars and women from Venus. I mean, you can say it about majority but exceptions would always be there. There are some men who are Venusian and Martian women are there as well. Once I took on a quiz on internet that asked me all sort of random and weird questions and declared my mind is 68% male. Well I wasn’t too surprised at this result as I knew this fact since ever.

       

         My mind doesn’t work like a Venusian mind. It’s clearly Martian. For starters I don't like being miserable and that whole lets-talk-this-out part and then when someone suggests me to think about anything from my heart, I always wonder what my brain will do then? Heart has it’s clear function to pump and circulate blood throughout our body, then why to engage it in some extracurricular activity? It’s like asking Pope to take place of Brad Pitt or vice-versa. Whoever suggested that opposites attract didn't conclude this statement with the phrase ‘only to torture each other’. It’s very hard to keep a Venusian partner happy. If you are from mars and your partner is Venusian, trust me you are neck deep in trouble. If you will talk too much she/he will complain that you never listen and if you listen she/he will say that you never actually participate in the talks. And if relationship is this hard just think how hard breaking up is going to be!

       

      Never tell them that you want a breakup straightforwardly. It will blow them off. Just start with how good they are and how happy you are with them but how you are not able to do justice with the love they shower upon you. Conclude this speech with you-deserve-someone-better part. ‘I was lying in bed one day and was thinking about our relationship’ is always a good start. Don’t torture yourself with the thought that they deserve truth more than anything. It will just make them more miserable if you will tell them that how they damaged this relationship. They just need some good words and some appreciation so after that end of this talk would not matter much to them.

       And how to say ‘we should end this’ in Martian? Well, just say ‘we should end this!’

            Actually it’s weird but I feel that animals are better at breaking up than us. I’ve never seen a jealous hen fighting with her partner as he started going out with someone else. I even read in a research that a bull never mates with same cow twice. He can’t be fooled into it by any trick. Which is good in a way as the cow won’t be sitting near phone wondering if that second date might ever happen! Animals have a silent understanding that this thing is not working anymore. This suggests that animals are from a better planet than mars or Venus without any exception!

              

He writes, She writes !

The guy’s version-

My dear,

   Addressing you is always something that requires much efforts from my side as firstly, I’m not a very expressive kind of person and then you know almost everything about me. You and your company give me immense pleasure and that’s how I describe my relationship with you. Verboseness and grandiloquence is not the area that interests me. I know sometimes you want to listen words coated with sugar of love but saying them makes me feel uncomfortable! The love I feel for you surpasses all the worldly things. It is so simple yet so complex to describe that I prefer to remain silent. I request you not to force me to be too expressive as it will ruin the sanctity of my love.

    Also, term ‘future’ scares the hell out of me, when you ask me what our future is, I get sweat drops on my forehead as thinking about the past and contemplating about the future, both of us have wasted quite a long time of our lives. I want us to enjoy the beauty of the present.

   The things we talk are simply amazing. The smell of raindrops, the beauty of a verse, pronunciation of a word, clouds, worries, fears and life..everything! I want to appreciate the beauty of so many things with you. I really do!

    I know you put lot of efforts to keep it going on with me and I acknowledge your efforts wholeheartedly if not verbally. But trust me; even I’m putting efforts into it. Thanks for coming in my life!

Falsely yours!

Me.

The girl’s version-

My dear,

   Addressing you is always a pleasure as you are the one with whom I can speak my heart out. I want to know more of you. You and your company give me immense pleasure and that’s what makes our relationship so strong. I know you love me a lot but sometimes I want to hear it from you. It’s not like I don’t trust this fact that you love me but listening it again and again makes me feel so special. I love you from the bottom of my heart and I am not afraid to say it. But I understand that you don’t want to dilute the importance of these feelings so you keep quiet generally.

  When I ask you what is our future, it’s just the acknowledgement of the fact that how happy I am with you in present. I feel uncomfortable when your reply is just a moment of tormenting silence.

  The things we talk are simply amazing. The vastness of the subject of our talks overwhelms me with heavenly joy. You are my best friend and my partner both. I want to have innumerable conversations like these with you. I really do!

   And lastly be yourself, I can bear with your disguised love but I can’t bear with the idea of you tormenting yourself to make it up with me. I appreciate whatever you do for me. Thanks for coming in my life!

Truly yours,

Me.


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